The crazies have gotten a hold of my cell phone number. If you need caught up on my weird phone conversations, you can go here.
(By the way...welcome to my new followers!!)
They seem to follow me around and last night was a perfect example. Around 11:30, after I had already been asleep for a while, I get the following phone call.
Me: This better be important.
Female Caller: Dude, I'm calling from Brax (?) and two of our people are missing and your phone number is written on my table. Do you know where they are?
Me: What? Where are you calling from?
Caller: Brax. Dude, do you know where these people are? John Smith and Jane Smith?
Me: I don't know what you are talking about.
Caller: Your phone number is written on the table, dude. In big bold writing and says Jack above it.
Me: Do I sound like a Jack? And stop calling me dude.
Caller: I'm sorry to bother you.
So then I went back to sleep. About an hour later, I get another phone call from a different number. I answer it and this time it was a male caller.
Caller: Can you please tell me where my friends are? We woke up and they are missing.
Me: I have no clue what you are talking about.
Caller: Just tell me where Jane and John are.
Me: I wish I could so that you guys would stop calling me.
Caller: Your phone number is written on a pizza box that was sitting on our table. Why would your phone number be there if they aren't with you?
Me: I wish I knew.
Caller: Well if you're going to get an attitude, I'll let you go back to sleep.
I hung up. Then at about 4:00 pm today...I get yet another call from the same guy.
Caller: Who is this?
Me: Once again, I do not have your friends, I don't know where they are, and I think maybe you should call the police if they are still missing.
Caller: Your phone number is written on our table!!
Me: Yeah, I get that and I'm just as confused as you are, but I promise that no matter how many times you call, I still won't know who or where Jane and John are.
Caller: If you see them, please tell them to call us.
I have yet to hear back from them, but I'm just waiting on the police to call and ask me where these people are.