Wednesday, March 9, 2011

Caller's Revenge Part 2

The crazies have gotten a hold of my cell phone number. If you need caught up on my weird phone conversations, you can go here. 

(By the way...welcome to my new followers!!)

They seem to follow me around and last night was a perfect example. Around 11:30, after I had already been asleep for a while, I get the following phone call.

Me: This better be important.

Female Caller: Dude, I'm calling from Brax (?) and two of our people are missing and your phone number is written on my table. Do you know where they are?

Me: What? Where are you calling from?

Caller: Brax. Dude, do you know where these people are? John Smith and Jane Smith?

Me: I don't know what you are talking about.

Caller: Your phone number is written on the table, dude. In big bold writing and says Jack above it.

Me: Do I sound like a Jack? And stop calling me dude.

Caller: I'm sorry to bother you.

So then I went back to sleep. About an hour later, I get another phone call from a different number. I answer it and this time it was a male caller.

Caller: Can you please tell me where my friends are? We woke up and they are missing.

Me: I have no clue what you are talking about.

Caller: Just tell me where Jane and John are.

Me: I wish I could so that you guys would stop calling me.

Caller: Your phone number is written on a pizza box that was sitting on our table. Why would your phone number be there if they aren't with you?

Me: I wish I knew.

Caller: Well if you're going to get an attitude, I'll let you go back to sleep.

I hung up. Then at about 4:00 pm today...I get yet another call from the same guy.

Caller: Who is this?

Me: Once again, I do not have your friends, I don't know where they are, and I think maybe you should call the police if they are still missing.

Caller: Your phone number is written on our table!!

Me: Yeah, I get that and I'm just as confused as you are, but I promise that no matter how many times you call, I still won't know who or where Jane and John are.

Caller: If you see them, please tell them to call us.

Me:*facepalm*

I have yet to hear back from them, but I'm just waiting on the police to call and ask me where these people are.

25 comments:

Danger Boy said...

Well, why did you write your number on their table? ;)

Heather (aka Sugar Free) said...

That is the strangest thing I have heard in quite some time, my dear! Please let us know if the police come calling!!

Oilfield Trash said...

I think they might have been drunk.

bruce said...

sounds like some of the pranks we used to pull back in the day before caller id...

i would keep track of the numbers just in case tho'

the paraniod 70's 80's and 90's bruce thinks there is a conspiracy...

i try not to listen to him either...

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becca said...

wow how strange

Aimee said...

Wow thats crazy. I think if they call again you shoudl say you have their friends but youre holding them for ransom.... Or will that get you into too much trouble?

Hmmmm just think about it

Jewels said...

I am pretty sure I'd go insane. I haven't had a prank call, wrong number, nothing in a LONG time--but randomly got a spam text message about changing to a lower priced oil company--how does that even happen!?

Jimmy said...

See what you get for writing your number on Pizza Boxes and tables :)

Next time they call tell them that you are sending their friends to meet them, so now they can scratch your number off the table.

On My Soapbox said...

That sounds suspiciously like a childhood prank call.
Call #1: Is John there?
Answer: No, there's no one here named John.

Call #2: Is John there?
Answer: No, there's no one here named John.

Call #3: Is John there?
Answer: No, there's no one here named John.

Call #4: Hi, this is John. Has anyone called for me?

hed said...

How funny, something so similar happened to me a few days ago! Except after the second time I asked "who is this?" and they said "Joe mama!" I hung up.

I have no sense of humor.

hed hed above water

Alessandra said...

John Smith? Jane Smith? It sounds awful suspicious to me. I would *69 them back.

SkippyMom said...

Drugs. The guy is on meth or something - and paranoid. The fact that he keeps calling you back makes me think he is on a coupla' day bender.

Good luck and have fun with him - at least it gives you good blog fodder.

lyndylou said...

Major prank calls I think. It's a pity you didn't get their number cos you could have returned the favour!

I hate people who interrupt my sleep for fun, what's that all about?

Nicki said...

This is exactly why I never answer my phone.

steph c said...

That's so odd. I'd actually be almost worried..?

But yea. Another reason I don't answer my phone when numbers I don't know call. Although you do get some good stories ;)

Tress said...

Well the names weren't actually John and Jane, but I didn't want to use their real names on here. Still haven't heard from the police or anything. And yeah, I'd say these people were on something.

Meg O. said...

LOL! What???? Obviously since your number is on a pizza box, it means you have kidnapped friends! hehehehe

ib said...

It's like a scene from "The Game"

Does the voice on the other end sound like Michael Douglas? You have been hand picked to be the star of the sequel. I'd run with it.

Krissy said...

I sure don't want to see you get hauled in. WTH? I mean, you couldn't even make a deal because you have no clue.. for real! :)

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caterpillar said...

Where is John and Jane, JM....? Where are they? ;)

Krissy said...

caterpillar.. Maybe we should report her. This post could be a huge damn cover-up!

Ms Jenna said...

You were much nicer than I would have been. No one, and I mean no one, gets away with interrupting my sleep!

The Empress said...

Those calls are both puzzling and freaky. While I would be slightly inclined to ask for ransom for the friends, it might save a bit of trouble just to turn the ringer off your phone. I had to start doing that every night for the past five years. Apparently some low rent hooker lady used to have my number. I figured this out when I kept getting kinky phone/text messages from her johns.

Jess said...

That's funny and creepy at the same time. I'd be curious as to who's writing your name at locations frequented by people who tend to disappear...

The Adorkable Ditz said...

That is just weird. Sorry about those. I keep getting calls for Mike and contracting agencies. Do I look like a contractor?