Cold Weather Makes Me Crazy

Late post today, eh? I had a bit of an emergency at work and ended up working in another office today...in another state and without my own computer. So I couldn't even check my work email let alone blog. But I'm home now, so here ya go:)

Wanna know how I know that Boyfriend and I are made for each other? Because of conversations like this and this. I know some of you find these pretty funny, so let me bring you the latest, and most likely the weirdest to date.

We had just gone to bed and even though our furnace is right beside the bedroom, the bedroom is the only room in the house that stays ice cold. We crawled into bed and shivering me curled up next to Boyfriend and I said, “Ugh, I wanna crawl inside you.”

Boyfriend: Ew. That’s weird. Like an possum crawls into a cow carcass?

Me: Um, I was thinking more like a joey crawls into a kangaroo pouch. Do possums really crawl into dead cows?

Boyfriend: Yeah, they like that kind of thing. We couldn’t be kangaroos. That would mean that I would be way older than you. And your mother.

Me: I said like kangaroos. Not really kangaroos.

Boyfriend: I can’t box either. I’d be a terrible kangaroo.

Me: I just wanted to get warm; we aren’t really going to be kangaroos.

Boyfriend: Wouldn’t that be fucking awesome if kangaroos had wings?

Me: {Offers a what-the-hell-is-wrong-with-you look}

Boyfriend: Seriously, they would fly around and kick all the birds’ asses.

Me: Why not just give birds some arms?

Boyfriend: One arm.

Me: One Hulk Hogan arm.

Boyfriend: That would be so cool. We should be birds.

Me: If you’re a bird, I’m a bird.

Boyfriend: Ugh, I hate that movie (The Notebook). Let’s just be kangaroos.

Then we went to sleep and I swear to you I had a dream that I was locked in an insane asylum. I was trying to prove to them that I wasn’t crazy and that they had to let me out, but every time I’d have a therapy session I would do something crazy like sing Eminem songs at the top of my lungs. Seriously, I can’t make this shit up.

And then this morning we had this conversation.

Me: So what do you wanna do tonight after work?

Boyfriend: Oh, you know what I wanna do. {Raises eyebrows}

Me: Play Rock Band?

Boyfriend: If you don’t mind.

Me: I get the wireless guitar.

Boyfriend: Deal.


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