Weeks ago, Dad took me outlet shopping where I found an amazing deal at the Hane’s outlet. I got six pairs of underwear and three pairs of socks for $7.99.
You can’t beat that.
So I get the underwear that were wrapped in a typical underwear package home and opened them up.
They were literally the size of my hand. They looked like my nieces little underwear sans Dora the Explorer and Minnie Mouse.
Boyfriend was in the other room and I started yelling, “Find me the number to Hane’s. I am going to call and complain.”
He asks why as he walked to the bedroom. He takes a look at the underwear which clearly were not my size and starts laughing his ass off.
I didn’t think it was that funny.
“Look, there is no indication at all that these are children’s underwear.” I told him while I held up the label. “There is even a woman on the cover. A full grown woman!”
Still laughing, Boyfriend was no help so I kicked him out of the bedroom.
I read the cover some more. It said 360 degree stretch. I looked at the underwear, pulled my pants off and put the underwear on.
They fit. Like a glove.
“They actually fit! Now I feel skinny because these tiny things fit me! I am so glad I got six pair, although, they should come with some kind of warning label.” I said running into the living room.
Yesterday, while cleaning off my dresser, I saw a little tag with the Hane’s logo. It said “These will fit you. Try them on.” They should have put that on the front package.
Seriously though…best seven bucks I’ve ever spent. You can’t even tell you are wearing underwear and I have to wear dress pants every day to work and they leave absolutely no panty line.