Wednesday, September 8, 2010

It could be worse...

Do you ever have those days when it seems like everything that could go wrong does?

Yeah, me too.

Just yesterday...I broke my ATM card and now it looks like this.

Then, I dropped my cell phone on the concrete and scratched the screen all to Hell.

I also HAD a purple beaded necklace, kinda like this....
but I broke it and all the beads when all over the parking lot at work. I collected as many as I could and my co-worker and I put it back together...only to realize that we hadn't found all the beads and it was too short to go around my neck.

There is this emergency siren right outside of my office that sounds if emergency occurs. It malfunctioned yesterday and blared the most annoying sound imaginable for exactly 57 minutes.

I also discovered that the only lighter I had, was one my sister gave me as a joke. (Yes I smoke. Please no lectures. Speaking of...I absolutely love when a random person approaches me while I'm smoking and says, "Smoking is very bad for you." Because I always retort with a surprised expression and say, "Oh no! Are you kidding? What will happen to me?" Gets them every time.)

I used the big green lighter during every break and everyone made fun of me. Assholes.

Check out tomorrow's post to see what happened when I got home from work.

Happy Hump Day.


Molly Malone said...

I have those days EVERY day. On the odd occasion that something doesn't blow up/break/throw up on me, I freak out just waiting for it to happen.

Admin said...

Oh dear! I couldn't handle having a day like that every day. You have my utmost respect Molly Malone!

Thanks for stopping by!

Hotcakes said...

that was really not your day.

but hey! i know that lighter! that's really cool! :)

Jess said...

I'm sorry you had a bad day, but I was very entertained by it.

Admin said...

Haha, well I'm glad you got something out of it Jess:)

@ Hotcakes-You can have the lighter if you want it. lol.

Nicki said...

Gah. Declare war on the ground. And the people who made fun of your lighter. Seriously though, the ground has won soooo many battles against my cell phones. Yep. PhoneS. Plural. That's how many it has destroyed.

Make a bracelet out of the beads, maybe?