Friday, October 8, 2010
Sloppy drunks spilling beer- It's one thing if you bump into someone and their beer accidentally goes flying down the front of your shirt. It's a whole different story if some idiot is jumping around and acting like a fool and continues to spill his beer...over and over again.
Last Call- Really? Don't make me stop drinking. Please Mr. Bartender. It's just starting to get fun.
Skank Fights- Why oh why do skanky girls insist on picking fights with the girls that aren't regulars? Like they hold it against us because we actually showered that day and got dressed up to go out. It's not my fault that they are bar rats and have sweat pants on.
Old Perverts- I, as much as the next girl, like a guy with confidence. But it is not in the least bit flattering when a man old enough to be your grandfather hits on you.
Techno Music- should have never been invented. I hate walking into a bar and they start playing techno music. You can't dance do it. You can't sing along. Well, at least I can't. Please...just stop the torture.