Sure you can go to alcoholics anonymous meetings. You can go to sex addiction, drug addiction, shopping addiction and gambling addiction meetings. The list really does go on and on. But what about people who are addicted to less life altering things? Why can’t we just combine a bunch of addictions, go to ONE meeting and call it a day?
This would be my opener,
Hi, I am 24 years old and I am addicted to
King of the Hill
Little Debbie’s Cosmic Brownies
Picking nail polish off as soon as it dries
The pizza from the restaurant next to my work
I could go through one twelve step program and be on my way. Except I may scratch cookies off the list. I really don’t want to give those up.
What are you addicted to?