Despite your delicious crunchy cookie, smooth caramel and creamy chocolaty goodness, I hate you. Well, more accurately, I hate your commercials. Therefore, I am going to stop eating your product. Or maybe just eat less.
Why you may ask? Well, let me tell you. It's because you hate women. Yep. You can't even argue with it. Allow me to present Exhibit A.
You believe that it is okay to help men lure women into their apartments with the excuse of blogging. While blogging is fucking awesome, it's not cool enough to get date raped.
Still not convinced? Exhibit B.
Now you are helping men lie to their wives about being cheating assholes? Nice Twix. Real Nice.
Observe, Exhibit C.
Do you think we are that stupid?!? Come on.
I may be just angry and bitter. Either way...I'm done with you Twix! Done with you!