Tuesday, November 9, 2010

Cold Weather Makes Me Crazy

Late post today, eh? I had a bit of an emergency at work and ended up working in another office today...in another state and without my own computer. So I couldn't even check my work email let alone blog. But I'm home now, so here ya go:)

Wanna know how I know that Boyfriend and I are made for each other? Because of conversations like this and this. I know some of you find these pretty funny, so let me bring you the latest, and most likely the weirdest to date.

We had just gone to bed and even though our furnace is right beside the bedroom, the bedroom is the only room in the house that stays ice cold. We crawled into bed and shivering me curled up next to Boyfriend and I said, “Ugh, I wanna crawl inside you.”

Boyfriend: Ew. That’s weird. Like an possum crawls into a cow carcass?

Me: Um, I was thinking more like a joey crawls into a kangaroo pouch. Do possums really crawl into dead cows?

Boyfriend: Yeah, they like that kind of thing. We couldn’t be kangaroos. That would mean that I would be way older than you. And your mother.

Me: I said like kangaroos. Not really kangaroos.

Boyfriend: I can’t box either. I’d be a terrible kangaroo.

Me: I just wanted to get warm; we aren’t really going to be kangaroos.

Boyfriend: Wouldn’t that be fucking awesome if kangaroos had wings?

Me: {Offers a what-the-hell-is-wrong-with-you look}

Boyfriend: Seriously, they would fly around and kick all the birds’ asses.

Me: Why not just give birds some arms?

Boyfriend: One arm.

Me: One Hulk Hogan arm.

Boyfriend: That would be so cool. We should be birds.

Me: If you’re a bird, I’m a bird.

Boyfriend: Ugh, I hate that movie (The Notebook). Let’s just be kangaroos.

Then we went to sleep and I swear to you I had a dream that I was locked in an insane asylum. I was trying to prove to them that I wasn’t crazy and that they had to let me out, but every time I’d have a therapy session I would do something crazy like sing Eminem songs at the top of my lungs. Seriously, I can’t make this shit up.

And then this morning we had this conversation.

Me: So what do you wanna do tonight after work?

Boyfriend: Oh, you know what I wanna do. {Raises eyebrows}

Me: Play Rock Band?

Boyfriend: If you don’t mind.

Me: I get the wireless guitar.

Boyfriend: Deal.

Ready for trivia?! Who played Batman in the film 'Batman Forever'?
First to answer chooses who goes on the Giggle Button for the week. Winner will be announced on Thursday.


Mynx said...

Hey Kangaroos are my territory lol. Brilliant post. Can tell you havent been married for nearly 20 years like me. I am lucky to get a grunt if I say something random lol

Bouncin' Barb said...

Such sweet young love! Awwww. Cherish it. 30 years from now you'll look back and tell your grandkids that you guys wanted to be birds and kangaroos when you young! Then they can roll their eyes and say Grandma and Grandpa were weird! What a great post.

FreeFlying said...

Too cute!

Canadianbloggergirl said...

Val Kilmer!


Brittany said...

FREAKING HILARIOUS! :)) I want your relationship! A guy who can make me laugh and has my sense of humor! ahhh does he have a funny brother...

and Val Kilmer? Played batman?

Brittany said...

DANG IT! Candian blogger girl beat me to it!

Tress said...

@Mynx- I thought of you and Hed as soon as I posted this. <3

@Barb-Haha...I'll keep that in mind:) Thanks!

@Free Flying-Thank you very much {totally channeled Michelle Tanner on that}

@CBG-YAY You win!!! Email me who you want to go on the GB!

@Brittany- Awe but you did get it right! And unfortunately he is an only child or I would totally hook you up. We could double date. OMG THAT WOULD BE AWESOME! ;) I kissed quite a few frogs before I found my prince, so hang in there, yours is out there, too!

Thisisme said...

Very funny post! Sounds like you were just made for each other!! I totally agree with Mynx - I've been married for 33 years and a grunt would be welcome!!! (LOL!)

Miss Vicki said...

Awesome post...thanks for the giggle :)

Nicki said...

"I can't box either. I'd be a terrible kangaroo." HAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA. Loved it.

steph c said...

Haha I lovee reading your BF convos.. oddly similar in craziness to some of the ones FI and I have lolz.

And if I had the choice, I'd totally be a kangaroo. They're cuter ;)

SkippyMom said...

::laughing hysterically::

Yes - I completely get this conversation. You know you are with the love of your life when you can have a convo like this and you totally understand eachother. No one else would get it, but us? Yep.

Pooldad and I will get to the end of one of these off the wall discussions, laughing our hineys off and one of has to state the obvious "You know you can't share this with anyone, right?"

No one else would understand but it is simply enough that we do, eh?

Too funny Jumble.

amchornetgirl said...

Awesome! One of the things that first attracted me to my hubs was his crazy sense of humor. Gotta laugh!

becca said...

cute definitely made for each other i love that a raise eyebrow means time to play rock band that was priceless

Uninspired Blogger said...

Ha Ha...

brilliant! I love it!

And that does sound like an interesting relationship. Really happy for you :)

Jess said...

Awesome conversation. I'd totally want to be a kangaroo if I could.

A better question would be who played The Riddler in Batman Forever? :P

Jess said...

Awesome conversation. I'd totally want to be a kangaroo if I could.

A better question would be who played The Riddler in Batman Forever? :P

DW said...

Are you sure you didn't overhear that Rock Band conversation at my house? :-)