Most of you have read some of my phone conversations at work. Well, yesterday, I believe karma came back around and bit me on the ass.
Me: Blah Blah Coal Company. How may I help you?
Caller: Is this Blah Blah Coal Company?
Me: Why yes, yes it is.
Caller: Well, I’ll have you know that you guys are a bunch of thieves.
Me: Oh yeah? What did we steal?
Caller: You stole my grandfather’s land and his money.
Me: *sighs* We don’t steal land. Or money, sir.
Caller: I know you did. And you buried him. And after you buried him, you stuck drugs up his ass.
Me: Drugs up his ass? We have drugs? Wait, is this a joke?
Caller: No it is not a joke. I also believe that you are hiding gold and diamonds that are rightfully mine.
Me: What is your name sir?
Caller: John Smith. My grandfather was Jim Smith.
Me: Ah, yes, Jim Smith. He sold his land to our company a long time ago.
Caller: He didn’t sell it. You stole it.
Me: Um, I don’t think so.
Caller: You know, I really hope you know that the entire coal industry is going to Hell. The Bible says 'You shall not steal; you shall not deal falsely; you shall not lie to one another.' (totally had to look that up to get it word for word) You guys are a bunch of thieves. Have you made friends with God?
Me: Are you threatening me?
Caller: I wouldn’t waste my time on trash like you.
Me: Ok, then don’t call here anymore.
Caller: Can I have the number to your corporate office?
Me: You may not.
Caller: I’ll find it with or without your help.
Caller: How much do you get paid?
Me: That’s not really your business.
Caller: I bet you have so much money you don’t know what to do with it. They steal from people like me and give to people like you.
Caller: It’s not funny.
Me: Seriously. Is this a joke? Are you from the real estate company?
Caller: Can I get directions to your office?
Then I hung up. He was getting a little too weird for me. Seriously guys, I can’t make this stuff up. He called back like three times, but I just let it ring. He didn't leave any messages.